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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Movie

Published July 10, 2012 by The Creative Outpost

 It’s well-known that Tom Cruise follows the faith of Scientology.  I am sure when Katie first met him, she was smitten with his looks and charming personality.  Six years later, the looks and charming personality clashes with reality.  I feel in my heart, with all the current media over Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes separation, it would be a crime to stifle my creativity. 

Can you picture this movie?  The ”Church” watching their every move with 24 hr surveillance?  Still the organization couldn’t foresee what was to happen.  Afterall, they couldn’t expect that the ever smiling, couch jumping, fun-loving couple was having serious troubles.  Well in truth, that is my imagination working, because it is Hollywood and it is Tom’s third marriage.   Anyway, back to the story…(cue the music) 

Katie mapped out and executed her escape perfectly.  Not even the suits could predict this!  Tom Cruise is shocked and heartbroken.  He never saw it coming.  Before his lawyer called to tell him of his impending divorce, the phone rang, “The Voice” is on the other end, informing him of Katie’s departure and detailed instructions on how to proceed. 

Before you judge, please remember what this cult, oops, I mean “Church”, has been through recently with another one of their famous Scientologist, John Travolta, being accused of sexual harassment.   The organization had no choice but to tell Tom to shut the circus down at whatever the cost.  The result was a sudden divorce settlement and vows of parental cooperation between the two parties. 

My mind fills with possibilities of a blockbuster movie that could ensue from this.  Maybe Tom and Katie would even star in the movie.  Just think Tom, you could tithe the profits to your beloved church!

Now, before I get the hackles up of anyone, please keep in mind this post is for fun.  I truly tried to research the Church of Scientology, but I got bored and gave it up, and Tom if you want to ask me out on a date, I truly think I would be a great Scientologist:)  We could be called MessyTom.  Just sayin!

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