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The Powers of Deductive Reasoning

There are some people in the world that just have it.  They have the ability to evaluate a situation on the spot.  For example, I am fair complected, which makes sense since my mother’s ancestry traces back to English and my father German.   

Luckily, I have seen the light after being told numerous times over the years how white I am.  I hadn’t noticed! Oh, wait, I actually did notice.  You do tend to take notice when you are told over and over again how white you are and that you need a tan.  I am not sure why I never thought of tanning. Oh, wait, I actually have tried that.  The burning sensation of my skin gets in the way, and the lack of results other than turning red.

I think the next time someone uses their powers of deductive reasoning and expresses how white I am, I will act as though I had never noticed in my 38 years.

How does this sound?

     “OMG! I hadn’t noticed!  What am I going to do?”

 
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Posted by on May 24, 2012 in Humor

 

Bunkers or Bonkers

American family watching TV (cropped)

American family watching TV (cropped) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I have been watching documentaries highlighting survivalist that are determined to be alive when no-one else will be.  I must confess, I find this slightly puzzling.  I appreciate their spirit and it has been bred into us the “fight or flight” syndrome, but what are they going to be fighting for?

Just picture, you and your family, which could consist of you, a dog or cat, and the town sirens start going off.  You turn on the T.V. and you find out that you have only hours to prepare for a mega volcano, earthquakes, tsunamis, solar flares, etc.  You get the idea.  Depending on where you are stationed on earth highlights your certainly terrifying scenario.

I would assume most of us in here in rural Missouri would find all of our loved ones, and maybe hunker down in a basement, but I believe a lot of us would probably try to make the best of the last few hours just by being together.  It would also cross our mind as to why we didn’t spend the $80,000 or better on our own little bunker that would be supplied with food and ammo; however, what is the outcome at the end?

Everyone and everything that existed for you is gone.  I have heard it said that there are worse things in life besides death, and I would say that is probably one of them.  I do keep in mind these survivalist planning has become their whole world.  They eat and breath that stuff and it’s probably enjoying to them.  I would think that it would be hard to never really be able to plan a future and dreading what would happen.

When I was watching tv that night it was actually pretty depressing.  I can see how some of those scenarios made sense, but if I sat everyday and pondered that tragic end, then I wouldn’t be living at all.  I can see how mind consuming it could be, if a person let it.

I give kudos to the people who are now building the bunkers.  They have the best of both worlds.  They enjoy their doomsday fodder and can now make a buck off of it, which they will need, “WHEN THE WORLD DOESN’T END”     Just Sayin…..

 
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Posted by on April 24, 2012 in Humor

 

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Personalities At Work

Let’s dissect some of the most prominent behavioral irritants we see on a daily basis.

(The Moaper). This person wants everybody to know how shitty their life is at that moment. The frustrating thing is they have lost their “fight or flight” instinct, which is so genetically wired into most of us we can’t feel anything but annoyance by this obviously lack in gene chain.

(The Attention Seeker). This person always has to be the loudest. They want the whole hallway to know exactly how much fun they had in great detail. It doesn’t matter if you are trying to work and concentrate, they need their moment. These historians take great pride in their craft. I am assuming they came from a strong genetic pool of storytellers in their cave dwellings, which probably explains their voices echoing off the halls at work.

(The egocentrical). This person has a one track mind. No matter if they start the conversation or join in it is ALL about them. In fact for entertainment purposes you can say something outlandish that has nothing to do with them and see the spin coming. Quality entertainment!

(The One-Upper). Now this person does have the classical traits of the egocentrically challenged person only not to be outshone, they have to interject and give their spin, but they have done it bigger and better!! This may be entertaining too on a slow day. You can start the game off with, “well once….” and see how the story goes from there.

(The Suck-Up). My favorite for last. You are sitting in the meeting, and they always say what the boss wants to hear, period. Always piping in with an answer that is not in their field of expertise, and I say that loosely, and they know exactly what is needed with their vast experience.

These are just a few examples. Do you deal with any of these personalities or perhaps you may deal with multiple personalities all rolled into one? Please share!

 
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Posted by on April 18, 2012 in Humor

 

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Commit or Float

There are typically two diverse roles people play in the world. People who commit and people who float. The diehard people who commit find something they like, give 75% and are lifers. They settled on something and find peace in the routine. Remember those amazing couples that started dating in high school that never dated around and tie the knot? They also typically find their first job, settle in, and are still there in thirty years. They buy a house and never move again. Steadfast! I tell ya :)   I know someone like this, and she is the most amazing person you could ever meet, and she is very happy indeed.

Then there are the people who float. These people give at least 200% while the fire burns hot and then move on to their new fascination or hobby of the week. When they love they love hard. When they work a job, they are tireless in their dedication to the organization. They love moving, redecorating and buying new cars. I fall into the latter category and it’s not to say that I can’t commit, ever. In fact, I have gotten over the initial infatuation and stagnation with my job and have happily, if not contentedly, settled into longevity. I think people like me are always searching for that special hobby, someone or a belief to hold on too, and we certainly admire and respect the resolve of the people who commit. Sort of, I mean seriously, dating a high school sweetheart? Not experiencing the world? Not gaining valuable job skills that you can achieve from a variety of experience?

I will say though if you can get the floater to commit then you really have something. You have to admire and respect the person that commits that you can count on, because truly, if it weren’t for them the world would probably come to a screeching halt with businesses not open for business, no relationships, no offsprings and no one to ground the people who are floating around.

It is truly a remarkable thing to see the people who commit step out of their box and try something new, and is equally remarkable to see a person who floats settle into a routine.

So, which are you?

 
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Posted by on April 18, 2012 in Humor

 

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Bright Light

Floating in a cocoon of warmth and contentment.

Then the first stirrings of fear.

Chest is constricted and squeezed, sputtering and drowning.

Unsure of what is causing the new sensations but there is no doubt they are significant.

The squeezing and choking sensations are too much.

The overpowering feeling of being pulled in one direction.

Then the light, bright and foreign.

Movement toward the light.

Gone is the feeling of security, these sensations are all new.

 Bright, and now so cold and loud!!!

Life begins…

 
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Posted by on April 17, 2012 in Miscellaneous

 

Greener Pasture Folly

Whilst I sat upon the fence dangling my feet trying to decide which side I would venture into, I actually got down on one side.  It was quite without design or foresight.  I just developed feelings for someone.  I am usually much more guarded and careful but it just kind of snuck up on me.   I am afraid it’s the same old tale, I give 100% and they just can’t quite manage it. I don’t expect anything over the top.  Just the basics.  When I was younger, I would have fought and hung in there hoping for more.  I am older now and have higher expectations for myself than that.  I deserve to receive 100% back and if I can’t have that then I would just rather not.

Hence me landing flat-footed on the other side of the pasture where it is safer.  My life will go back to status quo.  There will be some sad days.  I really liked him a lot.  I appreciated the man he is and will be, and  see good things in his future.  Good guy.  I just need more than he was able to give.  It hurts that I am never enough to inspire a man to want something special with me.  When we spent time together, it was almost magical, at least to me.   We got along fabulously.   I really think there could have been something there in time, but I will not coax and pull the relationship along.  It just has to be there or not.

I do think it is time for me to start dating again although at this point I am not sure there’s a point in it. I guess I hope there is someone out there.  Although truth be told, I don’t think the problem is them. I seem to be the common denominator.  I guess there is just nothing that special with me that makes them adore me.  I guess acceptance is half the battle.  I haven’t found anyone yet to even take the time to read my blogs, which is a large part of who I am as a writer.  Maybe I need to go to a writer’s convention and met some intelligent like-minded people.

Anyway, hope the bugs aren’t too bad in the pasture.  Otherwise, I will head back up to my perch.

 
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Posted by on April 15, 2012 in Relationships

 

Love At First Sight

It started off quite unexpected. A smoldering fire perhaps. The thoughts and feelings seeped into my mind one night.  The following morning I had made a decision to just go for it.  I made a phone call and my life changed forever. 

Why couldn’t I be a homeowner?  I had always paid my bills on time and had a job I loved.  The bank immediately pre approved me, so my next step was finding my very own realtor.  My banker was very helpful and gave me a number of a woman who would fit the bill. 

Ruth, my realtor, spoke in detail with me while gathering information about my needs.  I wanted something I could afford and something my boys would have plenty of room.  After looking through several homes she called with an address.  I couldn’t wait to leave work that day to meet her.  You just never know when you will find “the one!” 

I was enchanted by the little neighborhood on a dead-end street.  I pulled up to the house with the For Sale sign posted out front.  It was so adorable.  I held my breath as I opened the door. 

It was a perfect three bedroom home boasting fresh paint, carpet, tiling, countertops and fixtures.  And as if that wasn’t perfect enough I walked out the back door to a huge deck with a fenced-in yard.  And thus my love affair began.  I am actually In-Love with my house. 

I have not forgotten my first love, creative writing.  The whole process of owning a home has been very time-consuming.  I plan to start publishing stories weekly :)

 
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Posted by on March 22, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

Footprints in the Snow

Clad in her favorite jeans and sweatshirt, she made a mad dash, up the long steps to her new home. All her years working in the New York law firm had paid off. She took pride in being an attorney but her heart had always belonged to her art. She had recently been invited to show her paintings in a gallery, so she decided to it was time to retire from the firm and pursue her dream.  Once her decision was made everything else seemed to fall into place.

Six months prior she had been at one of her firm’s social functions. While watching the clock, waiting until the appropriate time to make her excuses, she overheard a client talking about a Victorian home he had for sale in Montana. The house needed some work, but the price was right. The owners were eager to sell. Within the month she had signed on the house, bought a truck and gave her notice at work.

Standing in her front door her eyes widened in pleasure. The interior was dark and musty as it had been closed up for a couple of years but the beauty and quality were unmistakable.  Exquisite furniture made of fine quality adorned the home like fine jewelry. As luck would have it, the couple could not bear to separate the furnishings from the home as each piece had been handpicked when the home was built, so it was all hers!

Spending the rest of the day cleaning she was wore out by midnight but the progress was unmistakable. She was already looking forward to painting the next day. The weather forecast had called for snow, and she could envision how amazing the rolling hills and cedar trees would look covered in a fresh layer of snow. As she settled into bed that night her forehead wrinkled up as she thought about being alone. At least she could visit with her handyman as he would be arriving tomorrow to start work. Her last thought before she drifted off to sleep was about the doggy door she had seen in the kitchen earlier that day, and adopting a furry friend to keep her company.

The next morning, hot steaming cup of coffee in hand, she padded her way to the front door. The scene that greeted her was nothing short of awe-inspiring. During the night the entire landscape had been transformed into a white wonderland. She couldn’t have painted a prettier picture. Stepping out onto the front porch, she was struck by the amounts of snow and its purity. It wasn’t at all like in New York City where the snow had been trampled and polluted. Not even a footstep had been imprinted upon it. She made her way back inside to her makeshift art studio and settled in to paint. As the day’s light began to fade she took stock of her work. Satisfied, she laid her paintbrush aside and headed upstairs to retire for the night.

At peace for the first time in years, she fell asleep quickly only to be abruptly awakened by noises coming from downstairs. Paralyzing fear gripped her as she eased out of bed. Frozen by indecision whether to hide or investigate, she opted to hide. Minutes felt like hours. Never had she been so scared. As she sat huddled in her closet, she vowed if she survived the night her handyman’s first task would be to check the locks on the doors and windows.

By morning her legs were cramped from her position where she had been hiding in the closet. She limped down the staircase as she heard a vehicle approaching. When she stepped onto the front porch she was struck by the fact that there were no footprints in the snow. If there had been an intruder their entry must have been through the kitchen door. As the handyman worked she bundled up and headed outside to look for evidence of an intruder. As she reached her kitchen door she saw footprints in the snow leading up to the doggy door. She opened the back door and there sitting on the floor was her night intruder, a cat!

 
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Posted by on January 28, 2012 in Flash Fiction

 

Weathered Warrior

He sat with his weathered brown face upturned toward the sky. His stillness belied the thoughts churning in his head as he thought about that day so long ago.

The evening before had been one for celebration. The men had gone on a raid against the White Eyes who had been wasting their food in sport. Previously his people had moved to avoid conflict. This time they had decided to let their presence be known. A group of warriors rode out to greet the hunters. Later that night, the nonviolent raid was retold as they celebrated.

The next morning, campfires smoked with the last embers floating in the gentle breeze. The tranquility of the morning was shattered by sound of pounding hooves. Gunfire and screams erupted. Too late the warriors took up weapons.  The women and children tried in vain to reach the protection of the forest.  More than half the village was lost.

He sat with his weathered brown face upturned toward the sky. He shifted in his saddle watching his cattle graze. His thoughts turned to that day so long ago.

He had joined the Army in hopes of achieving battlefield glory.   The troops had finally received orders to protect their land against the Indian renegades located nearby. The troops celebrated into the night in anticipation of the next day’s mission.

The next morning, horses lathered, they rushed the village.   Gunfire and screams erupted. When the retreat horn sounded no glory could be found for so many innocent lives were lost that day. 

He lowered his weathered brown face and wept.

 
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Posted by on January 22, 2012 in Flash Fiction

 

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Faylinn’s Flight

“Lark when will my beautiful wings allow me to fly?” Faylinn asked in her musical voice. 

“You will fly when you realize the importance of your wings,” Lark said gently.      

“What other purpose could fairy wings have if not to look beautiful and to fly?”  Faylinn pouted.

Lark encouraged her sister to go and find something to do in the woods to occupy her mind.

Faylinn decided she would float through the woods and find a quiet place to think.  You see, she could float quite well but flying was another story.  All the other fairies her age, had wings that glowed brightly, as they took flight.  Oh, how graceful they were as they fluttered about to their heart’s content.  Soon Faylinn was deep inside the woods where she ran into another fairy named Zola.  Zola was a sweet little fairy that was several years younger.  Faylinn found her sitting on a fallen log alone crying in despair.

“What is the matter Zola?” Faylinn asked.

“I lost my fairy dust bag!” Zola cried with a hiccup.  I have looked everywhere for it and it is nowhere to be found.  I can’t go home without my fairy dust bag!”   My mother worked so hard making it for me.  Zola’s mother had indeed spent many evenings weaving the beautiful fairy dust bag made out of sweet-smelling honeysuckle vines.   

“Where did you have it last?  I will help you look for it.” Faylinn said.  Faylinn was so worried about her little friend that she didn’t even think about her own sorrows.  Off they went to find the misplaced fairy dust bag.  They asked everyone they met along the way.  Not even the whispering trees had seen the fairy dust bag. 

Zola’s face lit up when she remembered where she had placed her fairy dust bag.  She had left it in a tall tree she had been playing in earlier that morning.  However; it was getting late and there was no way she would have time to climb the tree and retrieve the precious bag. 

Faylinn’s heart was heavy as she realized she could not help her friend get the bag in time.  As they stood below the tree, Faylinn used her wings to embrace her friend in comfort.  As her wings encircled her friend,  her wings began to glow.   

“Faylinn, your wings are glowing!  You can fly!” Zola exclaimed in joy. 

As Faylinn flew up the tree,  she realized her sister had been right about wings.  They could do something far more important than looking beautiful and flying, they could give love.

 
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Posted by on January 21, 2012 in Children's Stories

 
 
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